Hit and run. Tears off mattress tags. Yells at children. Steps on puppies. Chews very loudly. Always skips YouTube ads. Parks in handicapped parking. Drinks Pepsi. Talks during movies. Makes "most people won't share this" posts on Facebook. Cheats on taxes. Steals cable. Voted for Trump. Gives out poisoned candy on Halloween. Eats crust, throws out rest of pizza. Scorpio. Asks to speak to the manager. Never tips. Brags about how tall they are. Has bad breath. Dandruff gets everywhere. Says "NU-CU-LER". Only reads Playboy for the articles. Doesn't wash hands after using the toilet.
Hit and run. Tears off mattress tags. Yells at children. Steps on puppies. Chews very loudly. Always skips YouTube ads. Parks in handicapped parking. Drinks Pepsi. Talks during movies. Makes "most people won't share this" posts on Facebook. Cheats on taxes. Steals cable. Voted for Trump. Gives out poisoned candy on Halloween. Eats crust, throws out rest of pizza. Scorpio. Asks to speak to the manager. Never tips. Brags about how tall they are. Has bad breath. Dandruff gets everywhere. Says "NU-CU-LER". Only reads Playboy for the articles. Doesn't wash hands after using the toilet.