this goober will never recover from this... I mean, he might pretend to forget it from time to time, but when he tries to sleep at night he'll be thinking "omg, remember that time I tried to act tough, tried to act like a man, and I put on the brakes in my mercedes and got out to pretend to yell at someone, but before I could pretend to yell at them the car started to go forward because I didn't realize that even if the car is at a standstill it will still idle forward whether it's in park or not, then the door slammed in to my weak body that is nourished by soy milk and avocado so it completely ragdolled me around and now everyone is laughing at me".... and then he'll go to the living room to try to sleep on the couch with the TV on, and he'll see an advertisement for mercedes-benz, and then he'll.... you know.... I don't want to paint a graphic picture here, but, you know......