No we didn’t! You don’t have any proof. The mayonnaise and eggs came from your minions. You pay them lots of money and they do whatever you want. You don’t have any proof because my boyfriend took your security camera down. Haha
Rammed car into my lawnmower that was parked in my back yard by garage, spray painted f@ck you on it, and left car here. Driver is a psychotic jerk who also threw eggs and spread maionaise on my car!
This was a staged event and those involved are paid actors.