So this dude was driving in his crappy Ford and he almost hit my son while he was playing street hockey with his friends. Asshole, I hope he gets severe police brutality coming to him.
This high schooler ran over my cat. I’m gonna press charges against Daniel Comella, because this WWE lovin bitch is gonna get his ass kicked in the fucking slammer. I hope you die, Dan.
So this faggot with gelled up hair and Nike glasses was driving in his Ford Taurus and he was blasting the John Cena theme at full blast while shouting, “I’M DANIEL COMELLA, N!GGAS!” At the top of his damn lungs. I hope this man dies from collapsed lungs.
This guy’s in fucking high school and drives like absolute shit. He looks like a goddamn proboscis monkey with that long ass Squidward nose, his ears that he can fly with, his Nike glasses, his fucking jelled up hair longer than a porcupine’s quills, and his eyes are smaller than my dog’s asshole. What the hell was his mother on when she gave birth to him?
So this dude was driving in his crappy Ford and he almost hit my son while he was playing street hockey with his friends. Asshole, I hope he gets severe police brutality coming to him.