This guy sideswiped me on the boulevard then took off like I was after him for child support. Well guess what? I got your plates, I know who you are and my insurance is coming after you bro.
You look so stinking cute in your little red sonic zipping in and out of lanes without your turn signal in heavy traffic. Must be rushing around because you left your dick at home! :)
Philly always needs more revenue to repair potholes, so keep on reporting to the city government, including their facebook page, that there are lots of illegally parked cars on a specific road. These illegally parked cars ALSO block the bicycle lane. They cause traffic jams by forcing bicycles into the open roadway instead of remaining in the bicycle lane.
Tell them that it makes everyone unhappy. The car drivers are unhappy. The bicycles are unhappy. And it increases the risk of accidents and the chance of road rage.
Animal murder!! Does he not have a soul