This guy’s in fucking high school and drives like absolute shit. He looks like a goddamn proboscis monkey with that long ass Squidward nose, his ears that he can fly with, his Nike glasses, his fucking jelled up hair longer than a porcupine’s quills, and his eyes are smaller than my dog’s asshole. What the hell was his mother on when she gave birth to him?
I forgot to mention something. The driver of this vehicle is Noah Santa Cruz, a student of Pilgrim High School. If you see this man, shame him for all eternity.
So this dude was driving in his crappy Ford and he almost hit my son while he was playing street hockey with his friends. Asshole, I hope he gets severe police brutality coming to him.