LLT 8745
12/22/23 3:38 PM
Lives in the UK & Drives around with Texas Plates for more than 6 months. Also parks like a Knob
Lives in the UK & Drives around with Texas Plates for more than 6 months. Also parks like a Knob
MYR 7908
12/23/23 9:56 PM
Crazy driver pulled in front of me in the middle of a major traffic jam and was in the middle of the road.
Crazy driver pulled in front of me in the middle of a major traffic jam and was in the middle of the road.
NWM 3428
Angry Texan 12/03/23 10:03 PM
Impatient driver, showed rude behaviour and tried to intimidate other drivers.
Impatient driver, showed rude behaviour and tried to intimidate other drivers.
SVL 1839
Anonymous12/05/23 1:26 AM
Terrible driver. Turned and swerved into the second lane with cars coming. Almost caused a potential crash and pile up.
Terrible driver. Turned and swerved into the second lane with cars coming. Almost caused a potential crash and pile up.
BYF 9367
11/26/23 2:33 AM
Mentally challenged individual driving a dark grey dodge sedan entered 75mph highway about 7pm during rain (dark and wet) going 40 and changed lanes to get in front of us (going 70). The only saving grace was that he turned his blinker on slightly before getting in front of us, so we had a few dozen yards of space to decelerate 30mph. Literally 1.5 seconds late on his blinker and he would have been killed.
Mentally challenged individual driving a dark grey dodge sedan entered 75mph highway about 7pm during rain (dark and wet) going 40 and changed lanes to get in front of us (going 70). The only saving grace was that he turned his blinker on slightly before getting in front of us, so we had a few dozen yards of space to decelerate 30mph. Literally 1.5 seconds late on his blinker and he would have been killed.
PZL 9552
Adam Jacob Adamson11/17/23 3:51 AM
Monique Barraza's 2004 Volkswagen Phaeton W12
Hello, everyone! Today's video will be about the US-spec 2004 Volkswagen Phaeton 4-door sedan with the 6.0L naturally aspirated W12 engine producing 420 paired to a 5-speed automatic.
Monique Barraza's 2004 Volkswagen Phaeton W12
Hello, everyone! Today's video will be about the US-spec 2004 Volkswagen Phaeton 4-door sedan with the 6.0L naturally aspirated W12 engine producing 420 paired to a 5-speed automatic.
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.