Met the driver of this vehicle, an extremely obese woman (if you can even call her a woman) at a McDonalds drive through near Marysville.
You see, it is one of those drive-throughs where there are two lanes that merge into one. Genius here, whose IQ is probably equal to the number of functioning organs left in her enormous skin sack, decided that she would get her food faster if she'd speed forward to cut me off while I merged into the main drive-through lane. How can you get your food faster if it hasn't been made yet?
She nearly t-boned me over a freaking double cheeseburger and large soda (yes, I heard her order).
She rolled down her window and screamed at me, droplets of saliva flying out of her mouth, that she was 'in front' of me in line. Wrong.
When I honked at her, and she proceeded to flip me the bird and yell "F*** You". Classy!
Hope you enjoyed your cheeseburger, 283-ZWH. You could probably live off of water and your own fat for a few months, but I won't judge.
To the next driver who encounters this hippopotamus- I'm so sorry.
That's an insult to hippos.