Sorry- I had to resurrect just to leave this comment because this horrifying piece of locomotion was making me uncomfortable in my grave. You better go hE He‼️And skiddadle out of this universe because this mustang thing is louder than my music, the chUg bRrrR cArPluNk you can hear all the way to Kim John Un because of how old it is. Let me make a reference to my song because this is “dangerous” to the US reputation!!! This lobster 🦞 looking metal chunk looks like something the Australopithecus troglodyte cavemen used in their times. This is probably older than the driver itself because he looks like Joe Biden! HEE HEE BACK TO YOUR HOUSE YOU STUPID MUSTANG!
This red mustang sucks booty. It’s so cringy, more cringey than the amount of oil spilled in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. This driver probably can’t find the new Twitter because he could never find X in middle school math problems. This is not even talking about GPS, clearly he cannot find it, he keeps making wrong turns because even Siri dies at the irritating sound of his voice. Matter of fact, he probably can’t even afford a Samsung because he can’t even afford to grow more hair! He put all his money it to this crusty dusty large McDonalds ketchup bottle he calls a car.🚗
The red mustang and its driver, a duo that could make even a clown car blush. The car's color screamed "arrest me" louder than a neon sign at a police station, making it the perfect getaway vehicle for someone who wanted to be caught. As for the driver, let's just say subtlety wasn't in their vocabulary. They maneuvered the mustang like they were auditioning for a role in a high-speed chase scene from a B-list action movie. The exhaust note wasn't a roar; it was more like the desperate cry of a cat stuck in a tree. I'm not saying the driver needed a GPS, but the number of wrong turns they took would make even a lost puppy shake its head in disbelief. In summary, the red mustang and its chauffeur created a spectacle that could rival a three-ring circus, leaving bystanders wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled upon a comedy show on wheels.
This driver makes me want to commit multiple felonies and cry👯🪩🩰💃. This car is so ✨FRIGHTFUL 🤩🤩🤩 it causes people to throw up in disgust when seeing it. 🧢👓This driver smells like the 2 month old fish in the back closet at Trader Joe’s! 🐽🐽🐟🐟🐠🐠 I saw him in the Ballston Spa streets and I’m starting a petition to torture his car 🚘 vroom vroom because it’s not a pwetty pwincess 👸👑💅🎩👒
This ugly red mustang has no self respect and has not been thinking about it. Sheldon should gyatt and remove this ugly piece of self disrespect, because if he truly thought about it than he wouldn't get such an ugly color.
This goofy goober is on the drUgZ on the Za man. He has no gyatt- no rizz. He thinks his stinki car will make him kewl but it does in facts not. I will spill OIL on it‼️THATS RIGHT- FEAR ME MWAHAHAHA 🧙♂️
This red mustang "old school new school" car looks horrendous. So you have thought about it before painting it such an ugly color. The color removes all of your self respect. The color also makes me want to not have self respect. Whenever I lay my eyes on this piece of trash my retinas start burning from sheer disgust. I decided to pour drain cleaner into my eyes so I will never have to look at it again. The owner doesn't have a clue how to drive as well.
This red mustang is ugly. It is an atrocious sight. It’s awful bc this guy who drives it doesn’t k ow how to drive. He CUT OFF my Subuwu‼️‼️‼️ This is preposterous. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Send him to Mars!!‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️⚠️
This is my husbands plates, He thinks the mustang is more sexy than me and has also ran over multiple kids in the car. I mostly only care about him liking it more than me but uhm yeah so sad kids died.
Sorry- I had to resurrect just to leave this comment because this horrifying piece of locomotion was making me uncomfortable in my grave. You better go hE He‼️And skiddadle out of this universe because this mustang thing is louder than my music, the chUg bRrrR cArPluNk you can hear all the way to Kim John Un because of how old it is. Let me make a reference to my song because this is “dangerous” to the US reputation!!! This lobster 🦞 looking metal chunk looks like something the Australopithecus troglodyte cavemen used in their times. This is probably older than the driver itself because he looks like Joe Biden! HEE HEE BACK TO YOUR HOUSE YOU STUPID MUSTANG!