I saw these two fat fucks on the freeway. Next thing I see is the obese woman cross 3 lanes going 75+ MPH and dinging a motorcycle and causing it to wreck. They proceed to drive at 100 MPH while eating what appeared to be Big Macs. I was terrified and almost got knocked off the road.
A young man was driving this fiat with his partner in the passenger seat. Now I have nothing against homosexuality, but keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel, boys.
Noticed they double parked at the Chinese Buffet yesterday, what a bunch of pricks. Crippled by laziness.