So here's what you do, get another one of them amazon boxes, except fill it up with something gross, like rotten food of any kind, or a used diaper, and use that as bait.
Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead.
Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
I seen one of them disappear and reappear before my very eyes. Although being a scientist, I have to admit I might've just blinked for longer then usual, what with the shock of seeing a commie ghost and so forth.
Talked to the drivers after they parked outside my house for a week. Apparently belongs to a company called "American Tasteful Florists." Ran over somebody's dog when they left.
Unbelievable this guy. Looks right at me, as if to say I'm going to run the red light and cut you off, because I can.