Black Caravan/Town & Country. Driving along throwing 7 Meals worth of McDonald's trash out the window as they go; a cloud of skunky not-legal-in-ohio smoke billowing behind them. Unable to maintain a speed or a lane.
Old Dude.... you drive a Honda Odyssey. No one is intimidated by your weaving through traffic, flashing your brights, tailgating, and slamming on your brakes when someone won't let you pass.
Go take some blood pressure medicine, get yourself an amigo, and check into a retirement home where you belong (because you certainly don't belong on the road!)
Horrid driver! Because I had the temerity to go 35 MPH in a 35 MPH zone this bozo tailgated me then passed on the left in a work zone before coming to a light! Turned, no signal of course, then sped away.
Likes to cut people off in the Chick-fil-A drive thru