Black Caravan/Town & Country. Driving along throwing 7 Meals worth of McDonald's trash out the window as they go; a cloud of skunky not-legal-in-ohio smoke billowing behind them. Unable to maintain a speed or a lane.
Old Dude.... you drive a Honda Odyssey. No one is intimidated by your weaving through traffic, flashing your brights, tailgating, and slamming on your brakes when someone won't let you pass.
Go take some blood pressure medicine, get yourself an amigo, and check into a retirement home where you belong (because you certainly don't belong on the road!)
This person was driving under the influence, swinging between the lanes. They nearly crashed with opposing traffic several times.