I think this is the fastest I've ever seen someone get 1000> thumbs down in a short amount of time, and it's little more than half way through November.
You should be ashamed of yourself. To make up a story to try and cover for your ignorance is even worse. Just own up and apologize, that's a good start.
Coming home to PA for Christmas from Houston. Your middle finger on your left hand is on my list of things I want for Christmas. See you soon.