I'm signalling to get into the lane and this obese driver keeps moving up to keep me out. Take a look at my car, it's all beat up and scratched up, I don't care if it gets another ding or scratch. Yours, however, looks pretty pristine. Think twice before you go toe-to-toe against a car that's worth less than what it would cost to fix your car!
This is the license plate on my stolen dark blue 1995 Honda Accord LX. If this license plate is seen, please call the Sacramento Sherrif's office or the CHP.
Best driver