This guy’s Michigan lefts are *way* more important than your boring right of way, so prepare to be cut off if you’re driving straight down Livernois. Even at a distance of 20 feet or so. He’s that important.
The kind of guy who cuts you off turning right in front of you on your green and then straddles the left turn lane all the way to the light just to keep his options open.
Goes 10+ under the speed limit and rides the brakes for extreme road hazards such as grass and signs, all the while creating a hazard himself by holding his phone against his face while driving. This is why we pair our phones.
Speeds up from a quarter mile away to ride your bumper because you should be punished for making a safe right turn out of a shopping center.