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David02/11/24 2:44 AM
She personifies the angry entitles New Yorker. Too bad there wasn’t time to dump a bunch of trash inside her POS car.
She personifies the angry entitles New Yorker. Too bad there wasn’t time to dump a bunch of trash inside her POS car.
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Micheal Jackson12/15/23 10:43 PM
Sorry- I had to resurrect just to leave this comment because this horrifying piece of locomotion was making me uncomfortable in my grave. You better go hE He‼️And skiddadle out of this universe because this mustang thing is louder than my music, the chUg bRrrR cArPluNk you can hear all the way to Kim John Un because of how old it is. Let me make a reference to my song because this is “dangerous” to the US reputation!!! This lobster 🦞 looking metal chunk looks like something the Australopithecus troglodyte cavemen used in their times. This is probably older than the driver itself because he looks like Joe Biden! HEE HEE BACK TO YOUR HOUSE YOU STUPID MUSTANG!
Sorry- I had to resurrect just to leave this comment because this horrifying piece of locomotion was making me uncomfortable in my grave. You better go hE He‼️And skiddadle out of this universe because this mustang thing is louder than my music, the chUg bRrrR cArPluNk you can hear all the way to Kim John Un because of how old it is. Let me make a reference to my song because this is “dangerous” to the US reputation!!! This lobster 🦞 looking metal chunk looks like something the Australopithecus troglodyte cavemen used in their times. This is probably older than the driver itself because he looks like Joe Biden! HEE HEE BACK TO YOUR HOUSE YOU STUPID MUSTANG!
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Your doom12/15/23 10:17 PM
The red mustang and its driver, a duo that could make even a clown car blush. The car's color screamed "arrest me" louder than a neon sign at a police station, making it the perfect getaway vehicle for someone who wanted to be caught. As for the driver, let's just say subtlety wasn't in their vocabulary. They maneuvered the mustang like they were auditioning for a role in a high-speed chase scene from a B-list action movie. The exhaust note wasn't a roar; it was more like the desperate cry of a cat stuck in a tree. I'm not saying the driver needed a GPS, but the number of wrong turns they took would make even a lost puppy shake its head in disbelief. In summary, the red mustang and its chauffeur created a spectacle that could rival a three-ring circus, leaving bystanders wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled upon a comedy show on wheels.
The red mustang and its driver, a duo that could make even a clown car blush. The car's color screamed "arrest me" louder than a neon sign at a police station, making it the perfect getaway vehicle for someone who wanted to be caught. As for the driver, let's just say subtlety wasn't in their vocabulary. They maneuvered the mustang like they were auditioning for a role in a high-speed chase scene from a B-list action movie. The exhaust note wasn't a roar; it was more like the desperate cry of a cat stuck in a tree. I'm not saying the driver needed a GPS, but the number of wrong turns they took would make even a lost puppy shake its head in disbelief. In summary, the red mustang and its chauffeur created a spectacle that could rival a three-ring circus, leaving bystanders wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled upon a comedy show on wheels.
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Petunia Fiddlefaddle12/15/23 10:12 PM
This driver makes me want to commit multiple felonies and cry👯🪩🩰💃. This car is so ✨FRIGHTFUL 🤩🤩🤩 it causes people to throw up in disgust when seeing it. 🧢👓This driver smells like the 2 month old fish in the back closet at Trader Joe’s! 🐽🐽🐟🐟🐠🐠 I saw him in the Ballston Spa streets and I’m starting a petition to torture his car 🚘 vroom vroom because it’s not a pwetty pwincess 👸👑💅🎩👒
This driver makes me want to commit multiple felonies and cry👯🪩🩰💃. This car is so ✨FRIGHTFUL 🤩🤩🤩 it causes people to throw up in disgust when seeing it. 🧢👓This driver smells like the 2 month old fish in the back closet at Trader Joe’s! 🐽🐽🐟🐟🐠🐠 I saw him in the Ballston Spa streets and I’m starting a petition to torture his car 🚘 vroom vroom because it’s not a pwetty pwincess 👸👑💅🎩👒
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The self respect lord12/15/23 10:08 PM
This ugly red mustang has no self respect and has not been thinking about it. Sheldon should gyatt and remove this ugly piece of self disrespect, because if he truly thought about it than he wouldn't get such an ugly color.
This ugly red mustang has no self respect and has not been thinking about it. Sheldon should gyatt and remove this ugly piece of self disrespect, because if he truly thought about it than he wouldn't get such an ugly color.
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