If it's too big to park. Lose it. Drive a Fiat. If it's too nice to park correctly; you have to get Humility Plates... like DizWad1 or A-Hole. Because all you have is bad manners.
The most reckless driver of the year was driving this Red Nissan Altima this morning. She even sideswiped the right side of my front end. Damn Biznatch!!!!! Sloooooo da F*co down & be mindful of others on the road.
D-bag driver in an Audi Q7. The kind of driver who cuts you off and then slams on his breaks.