She cut me off on the way into mcdonalds, guess my baby isnt eating anything today. RUINED MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE. GO TO HELL IF THERE EVEN IS ONE FOR YOU.
The driver, a chill dude with a need for speed, handles this roaring beast with the calm demeanor of a Zen master. Meanwhile, I'm gripping the seat like it's my last lifeline. Every time the car pops, I can't help but laugh and think, "Well, there goes another neighborhood dog barking." Riding in this car is like being on a rollercoaster that just won't stop, but somehow, you don't want it to. If you're looking for a ride that's part thrill, part comedy show, and all adrenaline, then hop in the Thunder Chariot—just don't forget your earplugs!
actually pathetic