Running for senate but drives aggressively and erratically. Cut several people off on seminary road and couldn’t stay in their lane. Almost ran a red light from a stop (completely not paying attention).
You little shitheads. You jumped into the right lane on University. I passed you in the right lane when you veered into my lane with no signal. I had to swerve into the oncoming lane to avoid your dipshit ass. Then your 16-old friend stood up out the passenger window to flip me off. That's a good way to cause a wreck and get your friend killed when the car rolls. I'm going to find your parents and make sure that I get your car insurance canceled.
Don't leave your license plate here please. It's waiting for you in the office. You know which place I am speaking of. Anyhow have a good day