hey buddy, we already know you're poorly endowed, no need to announce it by tailgating someone going 5 above with your highbeams on. (your right one is out, btw, really destroys the scary tough guy act you've got going on)
Impatient reckless driver from Delaware who likes to tailgate, honk the horn, and illegally pass through a double solid yellow line. This mumpsimus was obviously trying to compensante.
Nearly ran a blue car off the road and hike racing ahead during a merge.